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I’m Matt Manna. I am also: A seventh grade Yoyo champion; A lifelong non-member of Mensa; A lover of Words, Pictures, and Purple; Very happy you are here. Thank you!

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How this place works

She ordered ice cream. Vanilla ice cream. My baklava is warm, sexy, and delicious. I dramatize every bite.

Charity takes hold. I ask, “Want a taste?”

She agrees and retrieves from my plate a heroic “taste” of baklava. The transaction is complete. I offered and she chose to accept.

That’s how this place works. I offer, you choose. I hope you choose to stick around. There’s a lot of very tasty stuff here. Here are a few of my favorites: Goalie, The Fickle Finger of Free, and Talking About The Weather.

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Our passionate and dedicated team brings together a diverse range of skills and expertise to deliver exceptional results. From creative visionaries to meticulous strategists, we work seamlessly together to meet and exceed our clients\’ expectations.

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About Matt.

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Mannaisms defined.

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About a moose.

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How it’s made.

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Contact Matt.

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About a turkey.

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Stuff I like.

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Past profile pictures.

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Pictures category.

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Purple category.

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Words category.

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