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Matt Manna
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I’m Matt Manna. I am also: A lifelong non-member of Mensa; A seventh grade Yoyo champion; A lover of Words, Pictures, and Purple; Very happy you are here. Thank you!

How this place works

She ordered ice cream. Vanilla ice cream. My baklava is warm, sexy, and delicious. I dramatize every bite.

Charity takes hold. I ask, “Want a taste?”

She agrees and retrieves from my plate a heroic “taste” of baklava. The transaction is complete. I offered and she chose to accept.

That’s how this place works. I offer, you choose. I hope you stick around. There’s lots of tasty stuff here. It’s all available from four areas: Words, Pictures, Purple, and The Vault.

Words

Visual stuff by Matt Manna.

Pictures

Visual stuff by Matt Manna.

Purple

Visual Stuff by Matt Manna.

The Vault

Visual stuff by Matt Manna.

some of my favorite stuff

New Stuff

Slash Pages

Our passionate and dedicated team brings together a diverse range of skills and expertise to deliver exceptional results. From creative visionaries to meticulous strategists, we work seamlessly together to meet and exceed our clients\’ expectations.

The Vault

Everything on one (very long) page.

Words

Stuff you must read written by Matt Manna.

Esther Howard

CRO

Cameron Williamson

Director

Brooklyn Simmons

Product Manager

Leslie Alexander

Lead Designer

Guy Hawkins

Lead Developer

Jacob Jones

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